Cortana Danish

Cortana just told me that if I had any questions just to ask her. Like fer instance, How to say I love You in Danish.

First of all, if you don’t speak the same language, perhaps the first phrase in her language shouldn’t be “I love you.” Because, well, how do you know? She could be reciting speeches translated into Danish from the original Hitlerian GermanĀ  (It’s OK, her name is Godwin, or so you think, but you’re not sure because she’s all the time speaking in Danish.)

Meanwhile, if there is something I do already know, it’s that no matter how hard you try, you can’t say I Love You WITH Danish.

You can say I Love You TO a Danish. And you might as well, because, you know, a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips! And believe me, even Anita Ekbert, a lifetime attached at the hip is going to get boring.

So, thank you Cortana. But there isn’t a need to say I love You in Danish if you aren’t already talking Danish. And if you are already talking Danish, well then you’re probably too depressed to say such things in the first place. At least, so I’m led to believe from all those black and white movies I’ve never actually watched… Because I have too many sharp objects available to me.

Maybe I’ll ask “Cortana Cortana on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?”


OH Boy! She said she’s gonna search the web!

I hope she finds me!

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